No riding bicycles on sidewalk/We all speak it

My first super-sloppy attempt at handlebar cam, including snark.
 
I seek a Steadicam-like mount for the handlebar, if you have any ideas....

 

[UPDATE: Seems such an item exists sorta: Pro Mount]

[UPDATE 2 - DIY extrapolation potential: bottle cap tripod] 

[UPDATE 3 - Actual "Steadicam" branded solution: Smoothie]